This Changes Everything Retirement Card

Funny retirement message for that someone you know.      

Message | You're retired! That changes everything... now you can shop online all day, chat with friends for hours, have cocktails at lunch, run errands during work hours. Hey, wait a minute, what's changing?  
Interior | Blank  
Envelope | 100% Recycled Beach Kraft  
Format  | A2, 4.25 x 5.5"   
Packaging | cello sleeve  

Made in the USA